I took an immediate, violent dislike to Ice Rod and did not stay for his show. Did anyone see it/like it? While he was onstage humping exercise balls, I intercepted three littled old ladies headed for the door, and asked them why they were leaving. "He's masturbating on balls... I've seen it before." Yep.
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